one upon a dead spider.

when life gives u lemos,
you throw them at Steven :)

When life brings you down,
you get a fix it speech from Josh.

When somome in your family confesses their undying love for u,
U RUN FOR YOU LIFE!
or set them up with sum random girl so they'll shut it.
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When ur having a mighty depressing day,
YOU PRAY YOUR FRIENDS ARE ONLINE!


unfortunatly my sister convinced me to go see kayla bcz i don't get out enough. It was so depressing.. they are to girly for they're own good. They are going to die of they're own darn coodies. God and heavens knows i love them, but they are just confusing. On the bright side i killed a spider.. wait no i'm a muderer oh god. Throw me in a well and call me a tadpole.

Road Not Taken. A Poem by Robert Frost.

Possibly Robert Frosts most notable poem and my favourite, lol I got bored so I feel like posting it.

"Road Not Taken"

Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,
And sorry I could not travel both
And be one traveler, long I stood
And looked down one as far as I could
To where it bent in the undergrowth.

Then took the other, as just as fair,
And having perhaps the better claim,
Because it was grassy and wanted wear;
Though as for that the passing there
Had worn them really about the same.

And both that morning equally lay
In leaves no step had trodden black.
Oh, I kept the first for another day!
Yet knowing how way leads on to way,
I doubted if I should ever come back.

I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I--
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.

Once again I have no time to explain what I think is the meaning of this poem, maybe next time. Lol, anyways, what do u guys think it means.

GOOD LUCK

ok well exams are coming and everyone is mighty nervous.. and if u aren'y well then gald sumone knows how to stay calm lol. I just wanted to wish everyone luck in they're exams.. and i hope u all don't freeze up or anything :) BON CHANCE MY FRIENDS <3

Ciao <3

p.s is anyone still having i.s.u's or is that just moi?
BON CHANCE. again.

Quote of the Day

"The best day of your life is the one on which you decide your life is your own. No apologies or excuses. No one to lean on, rely on, or blame. The gift is yours - it is an amazing journey - and you alone are responsible for the quality of it. This is the day your life really begins." ~Bob Moawad


Figure out the meaning of this quote, Ill post what it is after. Im all out of things to say, Cuz im still out on Writer's Block so maybe when all these shits at school is over, i can think of new things to write but anyways, try to ruminate on the quote, see what it veritably means.

POST 85!

has anyone else npoticed that we are like 5 posts away from 90 and yet there is practicly nobody writing on this blog !!! WOOT WOOT ALMOST 90!!

Frog Story COninued Once Again...

ok so this is josh's but he never actually posted it .. he saved it as a draft and it's much to interesting to miss so i decided. If he went through all the trouble of writing it, why shouldn't i just press post.
POST!
lol from here on it's all josh. :D




and once again, a gentle reminder that plz mind my language and uses of racial terms, its just something for fun, i don;t mean to make fun of anyone....

gangsta frog went on his joruney to the East, little did he know he was going going the wrong way, he traveled going towards west and basically cirucumnavigating the globe, until he landed to the great brown country of India, "Yo bitch, it smells like fcking brown ass shit" he told himself, although he didnt see the monkey that was just behind him.gangsta frog turned around and face the monkey "yo bitch you fcking staring at, i ain't got no curry with me"
the monkey answered. *"My name is not Bitch, my name is Guru stevie a.k.a Super Monkey Ball," doing his dragonball Z fusion stance "Fuze ion Ha" he scremed
"and as a matter of speaking i got some curry at home"
then the monkey turned to the frog and said with his heavy accent "And Mr. Frog you just got punk'd hahaha," and he laughed with sarcasm in it
Yo bitch what the fuck you talking about"
the frog replied, then another monkey came out
looking at his hat, which said "director" on it he looked very furious
"Okay, Steven, i told you already, light accent"
"the producer won;t like it"

leave the old days behind

leave the old days behind

leave the lonely days,
to the weak hearted.
leave the angry days,
for those who lack passion.
leave the emo days,
for the deserving criminals.

start a new life,
with the brilliant rainbow world.
All the happy days have come to stay,
All the misery has gone away.
I won't let it take control, nay.

=)

new obsession "ALL TIME LOW" the best band in HISTORY!!!

lmao

hehehehehe.. dude ur story kills me. XP
lol while ur getting ready for school i'm already there. 7:45 ... thats so late! well i'm almost always at school early for pointless reasons. -_- sleeppppyyyy

p.s GOOD MORNING EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

josh frogg belongs on the nameless island were he should meet a bunch of fools who are also visiting bcz of pirates hehehe

The To Be Continued...Continues...

So let's change Vanessa's part of the story and make it more modern. Once again, excuse this in appropiate matter...at least i'm being true to what's happening in the world. lol...i hope you'll see what i mean.

So anyways... After the frog killed the bird, he went back to his house and told his friend what had happened. "Yo dawg ima go run away to Singapore, and im gonna go with dat bitch Sao Fang like in da Pirates of the Carribean." his friend replied "Yo frog, they ain't no more pirates in Singapore, and besides yo, Sao Fang ain't no such thing, you stupid idiot." "Bitch man, why gotta be like dat" pointing the gun at the other frog.
"Yo guy, im just shitting you, try going to Somalia, bitch, i heard they're filling with Pirates." the frog replied holding his hand up.
"Yo dawg, you right man, aight man ima go to somalia and stay with ma homies there."
(To be continued...again)


Anyways, this is part two of the Frog story, im righting it in the morning b4 school which i have to leave right now so yeah..once again i am not racist or showing anything like that, so c ya guys.

Peace Out.

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts...

omg .. yesterday i accidentally called this guy fufe instead of dude.. i was typing it's easy to miss the letter d for f ok lol. ANYWHO! i was quick to correct myself so i kinda in cap's said " I MEANT DUDE!!" he was like ohh aww i liked fufe better. :O! lol.. so not right, i barely even kno this guy honestly lol.

back to the story.. lol nice josh gansta frog, i died while reading it in the middle of class. Everyone just paused to stare at moi. hehehe.

soon after shooting the poor innocent bird, the now egocentric and rude frog. found that he felt as if he were always being watched,naturally after murder he became a bit perinoid. In his newly found fear he fled to small island of singapore, because he watched to much of pirates of the caribean he was convinced that he would be safe there surrounded my pirates and hooligans.

Happy Now >=(

okay, so since ppl aren't really posting anymore probably becuz nothing new came their ways, and SOME people *cough cough* are gettting really bored of not reading anything, well heres my post... mind you this story has some inappropiate cruelty in it.

k so one day a little frog went for a walk, he saw a bird on the floor, a small helpless bird, the bird was saying "Helping, Mr. Frog, please help me, I'm hurt." the frog replied "I don't give a fck you motha fucka," it was a gansta frog, "yo dawg dis your last day in dis shit hole." he held his .357 Magnum Revolver which was a water gun filled up with Sodium Barcarbonate and shot the living hell out of the bird screaming, "Yo bitch don't mess with me, cuzz you my bitch mothafcker" and the bird exploded...(to be continued)

well i hope you guys see the moral of this story. ttyl have to get going to skool.

once upon a time..

once upon a time there was a reallly bored frog..
and bcz he was so bored , he went out and baught a gun.
nothing happened after that bcz everyone ignored the blog.
since there was nothing to read on the blog, the frog went out to kill everyone.
then he realized he left his gun at home.
upon arriving at the strange house he called home,
the frog found that all his blog buddies were at this strange zoo-like home.SO HE GRABBED HIS GUN AND SHOT EACH OF U IN THE FOOT..
minus josh bcz atleast he changes the picture of the blog.
DUN DUN DUH! wasn't that exciting.. dudes i'm seriuslt like dead bored.
hehehe <3

shar sent me this.. ( by email.)

it was to cute a poem not to put up.

One Day My Prince Will Come..
Remember all you maidens
From the Isle of Dogs
Before you find a prince
You must kiss a lot of frogs

hehe.

edgefest

ok well i'll go if u guys go.. well thats not 100% sure i have to ask my rents.

plus i need a new sweater or i can steal kayla's tna.. hmm maybe if she lets me, either way i need to get a new sweater evertuallt my clothes are wayy boring.

in result of my total boredom...

lol josh.. life is officially your fault.. hehehehe just felt like bugging u , it worked didn't it ? ^.^

More people are killed annually by donkeys than die in air crashes.

Mel Blanc (the voice of Bugs Bunny) was allergic to carrots

The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.( does this apply to any of u bcz if it does I PRAISE U!!! and i'm stealing ur sleep abilities hehehe.) JKS!

Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie ( if i told my sister this, she would never in her life touch a stamp again. -_-')

A can of SPAM™ is opened every 4 seconds.( and yet i have never seen a can of spam in my life? O_o)

A novel with 50,000 words, non of which contained the letter ‘E’ was written by Ernest Wright.( does this not make u wonder ??)

The pound sign ( # ) is called an anoctothorpe. ( josh if u kno wat that word means then gratz to u STOP READING THE DICTIONARY! heheh ^.^)

The most common name for a gold fish is ‘Jaws’( I TOTALLY WISH I THOUGHT OF THAT.. my best name was moinca.. not monica MOINCA! i luv it and its all thanks to MEGAN!!<3)

The longest name is the Hebrew Scriptures (Old Testament) is Malhershalahashbaz.( i pity the fool.)

In an average day, a four year old child will ask 437 questions. ( creeeeeeepppy.)

ok well thats all for now.. for more weird facts go to this link. http://www.supyo.com/home/projects/funnystuff/did_you_know/did%20you%20know.htm


ta ta for now. x_x

Quick post thang

I'm just about to hit the bed, but I saw that someone wanted to go to Edgefest :0
Before I forget, do you still wanna go? :0 Even though I only know a couple of bands I'll still go :D

Anyway, full Epic Fil Posts back later :D
Peace out, y'all

Never felt so much hatred in my life.

my father is an arsewhole. he really is i just got a speech bcz my best friend wanted to bake muffins with me. WTF? we have multi cultural tmrw so she took them home to prepare sum more.. my dad being the fatass he wishes he was, gets mad bcz he wants muffins. Naturally I get the blame even thou we cleaned up evrything. He's such a fool he says my best friend is a stupid idiot and that my sister and i are donkeys bcz we let her cook here. wat does that make him Queen Donkey... all hail to the idiot of all idiot praise the fool!

It's Been So Long...

Hahahah...guess whose back...back again... lol i havent posted in a fairly long amount of time...i think... lol sorry vanessa Eatons didnt get to happen, maybe next week, i have money now. k so anyways, I haven't posted any shyt for a very very long time on the other blog...maybe becauz im having writers block since i moved XP

hahah the post title reminds me of a song lol...Yeah Steven hasn't posted for a long time cuz he forgot his pass, but i thought that he could retrieve it. Holy crap man, i feel so stupid now, i havent used any big vocabulary latley. It's atrocious. hahaha (I fortuitously used the word atrocious).

Ah.. I remember the song now, Right Now by Akon, the first 4 words of the lyrics. I don't plan on changing it. Anyways, i am in the process of thinking about posting again in my other blog, which i might rewrite somewhere else...

Peace out guys.

p.s. Lol, a war sounds fun haven't had war with anyone for a long time too. I swear to god i feel so isolated i havent done anything for a LONG time.

EDGEFEST!

ok so edgefest seems like the ultimate concert.. ajnd i just might go. hmmm i've never been to a concert , AFI!!!!!