Fil's Second Epic Post!

Hey guys, Filipe here. (btw to the dude before this post, yes, it's Filipe :P [delivery-doctor guy had bad grammar]) So anyway woot 41st post :D Welp gotta decide what fun awesome hip stuff to throw into this post. You may be wondering why I'm posting here (Actually, probably not.) Fact is that I've been shooting at some two little mexican kids that are in my backyard with a 6MM BB gun. (For the people saying "Yeah? So what?", this fucker hurts.) Now you're probably thinking "Fil you bastard why are you shooting mexican kids with a BB gun?" Because they're freaking annoying holy shit. I would say "I swear" at this point, but it's against my good morals (Heh...) But these kids are the level beyond "Hair-pulling, fist cleching-annoying" There are so many things these kids do to purposely annoy the hell out of me. For example, just now one of them threw a fucking coffee cup into my other neighbour's yard, and chances are I'm gonna get in trouble for it. At this point you may be agreeing with me, if not, go ahead and comment and I'll make another post listing all (Yeah right, that'd take years.) err, most of the annoying shit they do. Wondering how well I'm doing? Well actually, I'm doing pretty awesome. A clip holds 16 BBs or so, and so far it's about half empty, and I landed around six hits. (One in Mexi1's neck, another at his leg, his back, his right arm, one in Mexi2's head (May I be the first to say: HEADSHOTT) and one in his lower back. They booked me three times or so (Cause this fucker is loud, and it echoes) But it's funny when they book me, they run in circles going "OH NO, FIL'S SHOOTING". Their dad already gave me shit for shooting them last year but I said "It doesn't hurt." and he's still like my homie G. Yesterday was even funnier, when my friend Ryan came over and we were shooting at some fat kid that lives around here (The driveways are all connected).
Anyway, I think I have a clear shot at Mexi2, so Imana just end this here bloggy-post thingy. 'Til next time, later three people who actually read it.

PS: Mexi2 just finished taking a piss on my lawn, that right there is a reason to shoot at them. I swear I'm going to take a dump in their garden so that it smells like SHIT (I'll eat beats) and they can't find it. Also, for those that think I'm racist, I don't shoot at them because they're mexican, I shoot at them because they're annoying. If it makes it any better I also shoot at their little Italian friend.

Edit: He just fucking threw a 9v battery at my window. *Loads clip*