NO# 40!!!

in honor of hiting 40 posts....
I shall post funny stories but.... not about me although some of u kno how clumbsy i can be ^_^

"Today, I had to give a speech on abstinence to a bunch of teenage boys, and surprisingly they were paying attention. After they left, I went to the bathroom and saw I had missed a few buttons on my blouse. The boys had a close up view of my cleavage for 3 hours." ..... oh my i feel bad for her... but boys will be boys i guess... ^_^

"Today, I went to a very nice reception at a hotel. I glanced inside the ballroom and saw that no one else was in there and, not wanting to be the first one there, I walked past and into the stairway. Turns out, I had walked into the emergency exit stairs and had to set off the alarm to get out." .. oh thats sad.... atleast now ppl will be rushing through the ballroom. hehehhe


"Today, I was walking out of a Starbucks and saw someone walking out behind me, thinking it would be the nice thing to do I held the door open. I was holding the door for about 30 seconds before realizing I was holding the door for my own shadow."
OMG LOSER! sorry it had to be said.


"Today, I was ringing up a lady and her daughter at the shoe store I work at. The background on my nametag is a rainbow, and when the daughter saw it, she asked her mother why it was so. Her mother looks at my nametag, then me, then turns to her daughter and says "Because he hates God honey". " FAILURE!!!!!!!!!

"Today, I was riding my bike and stopped at a street light. A little girl looked at me, then asked her mother, "Mommy, why does that girl have a ring through her nose?" Her mother then replied, "Because her parents don't love her." " DISASTER HOW RUDE.. i would totaly grab my bike and WHAM it into the womans face... but wait she had a kid with her... hmmm nvm i'd just flip her off....